Has Anyone Ever Heard Of The Kennedy Assassination(s)? Not The Biden White House!

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., whose father’s assassination provoked the Congress into offering Secret Service protection to presidential candidates, has been denied that protection five times by the White House. The Secret Service itself has said that Kennedy is at an ‘elevated risk’ of an assassination attempt (duh). But the Homeland Security Secretary doesn’t think that a man named Kennedy, from the legendary Kennedy family, needs Secret Service protection just because two of his closest relatives have been assassinated in the course of either running for president or sitting as president.

The Homeland Security Secretary, Alejandro Mayorkas, also believes that we don’t have a Mexican border problem, that there are no vast quantities of drugs coming up from South America, and that the Easter Bunny is the President of Russia.

Historically, the Homeland Security position has been filled by some of the dumbest people in the country; starting with Tom Ridge in 2003 and descending the evolutionary ladder with Michael Chertoff in 2005. But that was understandable since they were Bush appointees and Bush only knew stupid people.

Incredibly, this trend continued under Obama, who appointed Janet Napolitano in 2009. Maybe he was trying to keep up a tradition.